Wish

Ask   you can (not) call me the ice cream girl.

"Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time."
what i needed to hear (via gaystray)

(via intoxicated-troubles)

— 1 week ago with 67233 notes

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via lubricates)

— 1 week ago with 532536 notes

suspend:

i hate being a girl.

  • we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy. 
  • we get sore after sex while guys dont
  • when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS 
  • we need loads of clothes
  • we need shoes
  • bags
  • make up stuff
  • nail polish
  • hair!!!!
  • WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
  • AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
  • IM MAD!!!

(via greetings)

— 1 week ago with 52102 notes

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via australiansanta)

— 1 week ago with 562239 notes

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via lubricates)

— 1 week ago with 362520 notes

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

(via refreshes)

— 1 week ago with 241139 notes

disappears:

can i politely murder you

(via confirmance)

— 1 week ago with 183856 notes

likeclara:

emma watson confusing famous people

(via soho-fro-yo)

— 1 week ago with 219894 notes

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via sniffing)

— 1 week ago with 353989 notes

capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

(Source: cloningclub, via sniffing)

— 1 week ago with 354434 notes