"Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time."
i hate being a girl.
- we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy.
- we get sore after sex while guys dont
- when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS
- we need loads of clothes
- we need shoes
- make up stuff
- nail polish
- WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
- AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
- IM MAD!!!
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.